Tuesday, September 27, 2005

A Lava-ly Day, and Some Other Stuff

Hola, compadres.

So, it´s been quite a time here. Let me see if I can recap.

On Sunday, I went out with Cassie and my Great-Aunt Carolie for a full tour of the island. Lanzarote is only about 40 miles by 80 miles, and the bulk of that is barren wasteland, so you can see most of the important stuff in a day.

The first thing we did was go to the Fire Mountain, which totally kicked ass. They take camel tours, but that wasn´t terribly interesting to me or Cassie, and Carolie is in no condition to ride a camel. She is extremely spry for a woman of 79ish, but that´s still not camel-riding shape.

The tour of the Fire Mountain starts at the base camp/resturaunt/gift shop. If you dig about a half inch down into the fine rock soil, you can feel the heat from the live volcano under your feet. They do a demonstation where they stick a dried plant into a hole about 4 feet down, and it almost immediately ignites. They also pour a bucket of water down a metal tube, and within 2 seconds (literally) a powerful jet of steam thunders out with a terrific bang. They also show you the oven they cook all the meat in, which is over another open lava hole. You can´t see any of the lava, but you can feel the heat (I have pictures of everything that I will post later, by the way). Apparently there used to be just an old man with a refrigerator full of eggs there. He would sell you one, and you could cook it on the rocks. But that was years ago.

We then got on a bus that takes you all around the volcano and surrounding area. Various examples of lava flow, and the fields for miles around are completely full of rocky volcanic debris that was flung in the last eruption. The volcano last blew it´s top in the 1700's, when there was a thriving community on it's slopes. It erupted for 13 years continuously, and a priest living there journaled everything. The slopes used to be extremely fertile farmland, but it has all be destroyed now. Everything is buried under lava, rock and ash.

The tour was excellent, and the landscape is beautiful. It's continually described as "lunar," but I can't see the Moon as looking like that. Mars maybe, or some other hot and turbulent planet. Really it looked like Crematoria out of The Cronicles of Riddick, for those who saw it. Jagged and forbidding. And totally awe-inspiring.

We went and had a delicious seafood lunch in a little cafe on the beachfront. Traditional fare. I had the best Calamari I've ever tasted (not that I've tasted much, mind you).

We then took something of a driving tour of the island. We went to some extremely scenic places on the highest points of the island, where you could look over most of it. Incredible vistas of shorline and tiny villages far below. Again, I have pictures that I will post that will describe the place far better than I can.

When the volcano went, it created an enourmous lava tube to the sea, a good 10 miles away (totally my guess). In places the roof of this tube has collapsed, making incredible caves. There are three that are tourist attractions. The Green Caves are neat, but apparently the green lighting is artificial. We went and saw the entrance for the effect, but Cassie said it seriously wasn´t worth the money. We moved on to the Jameos del Agua, which is an incredible place. The fauna there have been cut off from the sun for some 3000 years, and have developed accordingly. There is a tiny, blind albino crab species that is unique to the caves. It´s not very big (the part open to people, that is), and it´s been turned into a really nice bar and dance club type of place. Nothing was happening there, but I don´t think it's like a disco kind of club, but much higher class. At one end is an incredible white swimming pool, but they don´t let people swim there anymore. We don´t know why, but Cassie suspected it was because of screaming little kids, etc.

We went through a few small villages, and worked our way home. We were going to have dinner together, but Cassie got called into work, and so she dropped me off. I was quite tired, so I ate some dinner, read some, and went to bed.

The next day (Monday) I spent almost entirely reading. I had borrowed The Da Vinci Code from Carolie, and I polished it off. Good book. Angels and Demons is better. I'm a little dissapointed that all the press surrounding it has been about the Da Vinci stuff, but everyone seems to have missed Dan Brown's point. He is most concerned with the devine feminie and teh demise of Goddess worship. It had some wonderful stuff to say about Mary Magdalene and the patriarchal traditions of the Church. But this isn´t a book review, so I'll move on.

I tried to go out that night, but realized quickly that I wasn´t interested. The strip down by the beach, about a ten minute walk away, is very very touristy. Bars and clubs. I had been out the night before, and it wasn´t very went into one, had a couple of beers, and left. It´s really not that fun without friends, and I wasn´t interested in trying to meet drunken British people (there are PLENTY of them), or trying to hit on women. Not really why I´m here. Besides, I get that in Lonon every weekend. Meh.

Today (Tuesday) I spent the day with Carolie and my cousin Johnny, Cassie´s brother. Everyone describes him as the happiest man they know. He lives a simple life, has a few small incomes, and is very content where he is. We got along quite well. Everyone in this extended family I have found is definetly of a similar mindset to myself, to one degree or another. Johnny most especially. I can see a lot of myself in him, and a lot of what I have the potential to become in him. At least as a possibility, or as an aspect of myself. Reminded me of RJ a little (for those who know him).

We went to a private museum that was all about traditional Lanzarote life, including a Bodgea (winery). Beautiful place, with more green and flowers in one place than I think I have seen on the whole rest of the island. I have tons of pictures of that place, too. I´ll likely just make a photo album on my Friendster account, and post a link to it. I´ll put a few highlights here, too (these are what the film industry calls "teasers," by the way).

We saw a friend of Johnny´s, who is a master carpenter and neat old man. Quite a character. He only spoke Spanish (naturally), but still seemed like a neat guy.

We had lunch, and then Johnny dropped Carolie and myself off at her place. He hadn´t slept much the night before, and went home to take a nap. Carolie and I visited and caught up for a few hours until Cassie got off from work, and then we had dinner together. Then Cassie and I came home, and I sat down at the computer to post to my blog. And that brings us up to now.

Tomorrow night is Paiella (I´m not spelling that right), a traditional dish. Everyone is coming over to the "Hotel" here, and it should be a good family affair. Then one more day, and I fly back to London late late late Thursday night. Sleep Friday, have a weekend, and then back to work and the start of my last month here.

Hard to believe that it´s been 5 months already. I´m both not ready to come home, and very ready.

Righto. Bedtime.

(P.S. The punny title of this post was Carolie's, not mine. Credit where credit is due)

Saturday, September 24, 2005

It´s so very nice here...

Today was day two in the Canaries. It isn´t the green, tropical paradise I was expecting. Lanzarote (the island I´m on) is volcanic, so everything is built out of volcanic rock and not much grows. Lots of cactus, and plenty of palm trees that have been importet. But it´s mostly brown. Still really pretty, but in the desert sense of the word. It actually reminds me a lot of the Scablands that are scattered about the Palouse, where the U of I is.

I´m staying with my cousin Cassie and her partner Adrian. Adrian´s daughter Johanna(20ish) and son Little Adrian (14) are here, and Cassie´s son Borja (24) is visitng. Add Marie, Johanna´s friend from Madrid and the family maid-type person Maria, and it is quite a full house. Everyone jokingly refers to it as the Hotel, and there is plenty of room for all.

The house is beautiful, with a large outdoor courtyard area including a swimming pool, high ceilings, lots of Spanish achetecture. I´m going to borrow Cassie´s camera before I go and take pictures of the place so you can see.

Today we went out on Adrian´s sail boat, the Lady Alicia. We sailed down around the southern end of the island, and dropped anchor next to a nice beach. We swam and lay in the sun all day. On the trip home, it was very windy with lots of salt spray in the air. I spent a good chunk of the trip standing on the bow of the ship, enjoying the feel of crusing through the waves.

I only got a little burned, nothing to worry about. I haven´t gotten much sun this summer at all, and next to all of these nicely tanned Spanish people (most are caucations, but still), I felt like a ghost. Hopefully by the end of this week I´ll be a little darker. Compared to most Brits I´m fine, so I want to look good when I get back. Make all my co-workers jealous.

I´ve seen my Great-Aunt Carolie a few times. She is 78 (79?), and still very spry and independant. Wonderful woman, and I´m glad I´m getting this time with her. I kind of doubt I´ll see her again after this, although I´d love to come back someday.

Tomorrow we are going to the Fire Mountain, the live volcano that is Lanzarote. Everyone tells me that you don´t know Lanzarote until you see the volcano, so I´m looking forward to it. I´ve never been near a live volcano, but I´ve seen enough Nature specials on them to be very excited. There is a resturant there that cooks over the lava. Totally wicked.

I´m starting to wish I had kept up with my Spanish after High School. Enough people here speak English that I get by, but there are some I simply can´t hold a converstaion with. Everyone will be talking, and I´ll just kind of smile and laugh when everyone else does. My Spanish doesn´t go much past "where is the bathroom" and "I don´t have a cat in my pants" (no tengo un gato in mis pantelones). Oh well. Maybe I´ll pick up a "Learn Spanish" book when I get back to London. I don´t know if they will have any around here.

I´ve got some pictures, but this computer is very slow, so I´m going to wait to post them.

Adios!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Canary Islands, here I come!

So tomorrow I fly to the Canary Islands to stay with family. I will arrive in the evening, and then return to London at 3:45 bloody am on the 30th. My cousin Cassie is putting me up, feeding me, etc etc etc. They live a 10 minutes walk from the beach, and have thier own swimming pool. THIS should be quite a marvelous trip.

I wasn't planning on spending a full week there, but the airline deal I got (not £70, but still a great deal) was only good for a full 7 days. That only leaves me with one vacation day left to take off work, but I'm pretty sure they'll give me at least one more. I don't know what I'll do with a long weekend, but I'll think of something great. Flying somewhere might be cost-prohibitive, but we will see.

I'll try to blog while I'm there, but no guarentees. And I'm sure Cassie must have a camera, so I'll take pictures/get her to take pictures of everything.

Oh yeah! And Cassie's son Borja, who is my age, will be there too. I've never met any of these people, so I'm really looking forward to it. It'll be great to hit the office with a nice tan...

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

The Canary Islands

So I'm planning my next trip, and I have family in the Canary Islands, here. And I found a flight there for only £70 if I leave on Thursday. I think I might do it.

I also have a cousin in Venice I want to go see. So I guess there goes Spain, Prauge, Budapest, and all these other places I wanted to go. But Venice would also be kick-ass. And I'd have a free place to stay.

I'll try to drop a post just before I leave, if I do.

Wooo! This should be a thing...


Diane, I'm glad to hear you're reading. Do me a favor and tell Dad that our call got cut off because I ran out of money on my phone. No biggie, I just need to top it up again. But I didn't bother to call back. He understands, I'm sure.

Right!

Monday, September 19, 2005

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Visit the official International Talk Like A Pirtate Day website for all your Pirate-talking needs!

And a full vocabulary can be found here

Arrrrr!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Momma, I'm Coming Home

I got the official word today, and I will not be going to South Africa. Dissapointing, but not terribly surprising.

SO. That means it's time to start making plans. I'll be in Seattle for a little while, and I'm going to start looking for Theatre work online. If that doens't pan out, I'll likely try to stay in Seattle.

So, I will be seeing all of you soon. And don't worry about it, I'm not heartbroken.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Word Varification

Oh, I have set up Word Varification on my Blog now. This should keep down the spam. When you make a comment, you have to type in the squiggly words near the bottom of the screen. The idea is that a 'bot can't do this, it has to be a real human. We'll see if this works.

A Long-Awaited Post

Hello all. The computer is working again, but my Internet is down at my house and I have been too busy to post anyway. Sorry about that. I'll give a quick rundown, with elaborations later.

Went to Cambridge last week to meet friends. Dreadnought (I know him best by his screen name) is a PHD student in History there, so we got an awesome tour that included lots of stuff most tour guides probably don't know about. Esoteric histories, cool-assed ghost stories, and little side notes that were just wonderful. I saw a door that is over 400 years old. It's just an average door to a dorm room, nothing special at all. The only reason it is still there is because it has never broken.

We also saw Issac Newton's apartments (from the outside), and the lawn he sat on when he quantified Gravity. The original apple tree is long dead, but one of its decendants lives in the same spot.

The entire weekend was sponsored, too. This was a going away event for a friend from Monkeyfilter. One of the Monkeys, a woman I have never met, sent me US$500 to give Alnedra a proper sendoff! Whoa! I mean, WHOA! How's that for some trust? I used to be very sceptical about meeting people on the Intra-Web, but the Monkeys continue to amaze me with thier general good-heartedness.

Here's some photos.














L-R djryan, Dreadnought, Weezel (that's me), Alnedra, alliterated arithmancer


















Alnedra, Dreadnought, and I walk in beautiful Cambridge countryside. So lovely, and so very English





















Alnedra in the resturant. Look at that view! The whole town looks like that, it seems.






Right. Moving back in time now. Last Thursday night I met a girl from New York named Andrea. We went out on Friday night, and it went quite well. Quite well indeed. We went out again last Sunday, and it was OK. She's good times, but I'm not sure where this is going, if anywhere. I kind of don't want to waste any time here, and I'm not sure this is what I want. I'm definitely not interesting in getting tied down at the moment. Considering she doesn't have a phone, it makes things extra-special. I haven't emailed her since Sunday. I should at least give her one more chance, I suppose. It's not that there is anything wrong, I'm just not sure she's my type. Whatever.

The weekend previous to that, I went to the Notting Hill Carnival. Crazy stuff. I've got pictures at home that I will post when the 'Net is up and running. In fact, I think I'll save it for then.

Ciao!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Computer Agonies

Well, after that last post I took the machine home and it did the exact same thing. I went to the Apple store yesterday and bought a new battery, thinking that was the problem. £88 later, it didn't solve anything. So now I think that it must be the power adapter. So I'm going back to the Apple store today (which is a kick-ass place, by the way) to return the battery and get a new charger. Hope that helps, as it will be the cheaper option for sure.

(Mom, the issue of draining and charging a battery doesn't apply to the Lithium-Ion batteries that Apple laptops use. But thanks!)

Anyway, there will be serious posting when this is all resolved. Until then, I need my lunch hour to do important stuff online. Like reading Wigu, Sinfest, and Goats. Time sensitive information, you understand.

Cheers

Friday, September 02, 2005

Crisis averted, stand down from Red Alert

The computer works. It's getting questionable, but that is a case of power. I know I need a new battery (I get about a half hour out of a good charge, down from 3), and I think there is a problem connection inside. I'll get the Apple Store to look at it. It'll cost me, but shouldn't be too bad.

BUT IT WORKS! thank you god...

/collapses in a shuddering heap of relief

Oh, The Humanity

So I think my computer might be kaput. It's a power supply/battery thing. I'm going to try to get the Apple store to look at it today, as well as one of my coworkers. So posts may become sporadic for a while. I'll let you know.